14 Things Freshers in a Nigerian University/Polytechnic can relate to

14 Things Freshers in a Nigerian University/Polytechnic can relate to

Compliments of The Season to you all..

LAUGH ON!

1. When you Finally shame the Devil, and your name appears on the Supplementary Admission List.

..After 5 years of Trying Jamb.

2. ..and you just had to share the good news with your goons

3. Then as a girl, your Mom be advising you like:

4. Then on the day of Registration, you’re not sure of where the Registration office is.

5. Then, your new room mate is a conc. believer of Christ/Allah, but deep down within you, you’re a bad boy/girl.

But then…you don’t have a choice..

6. Then on your First Day of class, you’re like:

7. and your First Selfie in School be like:

8. When in class, and you’re trying to help your room-mate who got called out by the lecturer to solve an equation on the board.

But he is a Dumb idiot

9. and then After Class a cultist approaches you, and you wanna run..But you just have to be sure he doesn’t know your department

and the cultist be like..

..and then, you’re like..

10. When you see a group of people beating up your fellow course mate, but then you realize you’re still a fresher.

11. Then Reading for your First Test, you’re like..

12. When the lecturer asks you to see him after class..

..then you start thinking about what he might want

..and then you realize he wants to go down with you

..and then your Best Friend be like, …”Babe, I got your back”

13. Then after the experience with your Lecturer, you just have to dress up with your squad to class like:

 

14. When the lecturer catches you talking..and then he says, “You, come and teach the class”

and then ..you’re just sitting there like. . .”Sir it’s not me”

Then you start explaining, but deep down within you, you’re not making any point

..and then the lecturer be looking at you like:

..To Be Continued

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