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Showing posts with label lol. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 07, 2018

The man in Aso Rock is Jubril of Sudan not Buhari – Nnamdi Kanu Reveals ( SEE PHOTOS)

The man in Aso Rock is Jubril of Sudan not Buhari – Nnamdi Kanu Reveals ( SEE PHOTOS)

The Leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), Mazi Nnamdi Kanu has alleged that  the person in Aso rock is  Mal. Jubril of Saudi Arabia not president Mohammadu Buhari.

Kanu said that the whole world knew that the real Buhari has long been dead and buried in Saudi Arabia but only Nigerians did not know.

The separatist also said that it is only a country populated by Sub-humans would fail to recognise that the man is Aso Rock is Jubril not Buhari.

The IPOB leader disclosed this in his twitter page.

He said “Only a country populated by sub-humans will fail to recognise that Jubril is not Buhari.

“Look at his hands, shrunk & shrivelled (late Buhari) now compare to hand on 2nd pic. of younger (Jubril) the fake Buhari in Aso Rock.

He added that “How can any right thinking person believe these two contrasting individuals is the same person. I weep for Africa.

Only a country populated by sub-humans will fail to recognise that Jubril is not Buhari. How come every government and intelligence agency in the world knows Buhari is dead but not Nigerians? The difference is clear!

EXPOSING THE IMPOSTOR! Look at his hands, shrunk & shrivelled (late Buhari) now compare to hand on 2nd pic. of younger (Jubril) the fake Buhari in Aso Rock. How can any right thinking person believe these two contrasting individuals is the same person. I weep for Africa.

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

Check out this hilarious sketch

Check out this hilarious sketch

Lol
But fucking true

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Soldiers beat,arrest DPO,others for allegedly molesting Army Captain

Soldiers beat,arrest DPO,others for allegedly molesting Army Captain

There was panic Monday morning at the Railway Post, Umuahia, Abia State when police officers attached to the post allegedly manhandled a man later identified as an Army captain for packing his 18-seater Mitsubishi bus close to the fence of the Police station.
  According to eye witness accounts, the Divisional Police officer in-charge of the police post was said to be driving into the station when he spotted the bus and ordered the owner to repack the bus claiming that it was blocking his way.

Vanguard reports that , the Army captain who was in mufti, was said to have come out, greeted the DPO and quickly wanted to repark his bus. But the police officer was said to have ordered him to come closer and explain why he should block his way to the station. The army officer was said to have continued to plead with the angry police officer when he refused to allow him to remove his vehicle to re-park. Rather, he was alleged to have ordered his men to arrest the man, who at that juncture unveiled his identity, which was doubted by the police officer who insisted that he must be arrested.

 The scene attracted passers-by and people doing sundry businesses around the area, who also joined to plead with the police officer who refused to budge and insisted that the soldier must be arrested. 

“He must obey my arrest order; you people should tell him to obey my arrest order. You must obey my arrest order, you said you are a captain, you must tell me how many wars you have fought. “I have fought in three Boko Haram states of Borno, Adamawa and Yobe before coming here, you must show me your identity today; drag him into the cell now,” the DPO whose identity was not immediately known was yelling.


 However, the tables turned against the ‘powerful’ DPO when four soldiers arrived at the police station and discovered the man being molested was actually an army captain, and they became angry that an officer was calm and gentle to plead, yet he was being disgraced by the police officer. They called for reinforcements and in less than 15 minutes, four Hilux vans loaded with soldiers, arrived the police station.

They later took away the DPO and another police officer with them to their base, after giving them the beating of their lives. The police have colonized the parking lots around the area, harassing and ordering motorists not to park vehicles around the area, as they always block the road that passes through the station.

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Ladies, Rapper The Game Wants You To See His "Assets

Ladies, Rapper The Game Wants You To See His "Assets

No be only babes get 'assets' to flaunt, guys too have got something...lol!
This is temptation

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

See what Olamide's speech at the Headies gave birth too : Our best #BacktoBack !

See what Olamide's speech at the Headies gave birth too : Our best #BacktoBack !


The January I headies award is not something we will be forgetting anytime soon, thanks to rapper Olamide and Don Jazzy.

As a matter of fact, Nigerians have taken Olamide's speech at the event  "Every single song from Lil Kesh was a hit. From Lyrically, Shoki, Efejoku, was a hit back 2 back....ko ni da fun iya enibody, street ti take over" to another level, lol.

That statement has now become a point of reference for internet jokes.

 We bring you some of the hilarious memes: